{"id":824,"date":"2007-05-15T21:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T21:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rosenight.free.fr\/blog2\/?p=824"},"modified":"2007-05-15T21:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T21:58:00","slug":"steven-wright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/?p=824","title":{"rendered":"Steven Wright"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Steven_Wright\"><\/a><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,<br \/>then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I&#8217;m leaving.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues<br \/>that are in all the other museums.<br \/><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.weather.net\/zarg\/ZarPages\/stevenWright.html\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/17297877-1597760307198467163?l=rosenight.free.fr\/blog\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I&#8217;m leaving.I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statuesthat are in all the other museums.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3baz2-di","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosenight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}